EURO 2010 Bungee Championships

The UK's entrants for this years over 90's bungee jumping tournament

The world bungee jumping for the over 90's begins shortly, with last years champion, Gladys Winthrop, eager to retain her title. Unfortunately, Gladys sadly was killed in a tragic accident with a shopping trolley, dog food and hairnets last March, so her family have entered her into this seasons competition, with a moving tribute of throwing her rotting corpse off the hoover dam, in a way she would have wanted.

Last seasons runner up, Wilfred Wilmason, 98, is hanging in there, on life support, hoping to be granted permission to jump with his drip machine, bedpan and carer.

This years group standings are as follows:

GROUP A (UK)

Wilfred Wilmason

Edna Bucket
Fred Nobhamal

Dick VanCock

GROUP B (rest of the world)

Ethel Swarzenegger (pictured)

Dot L'Haevvrvevee
Max Scweinhunde

Adolf Stevenson