Wayne Rooney has sensationally signed a mega £50,000,000 per week deal at Championship table toppers outfit Queens Park Rangers.
Algra International Holdings PLC, are proud to have brokered a deal with the soon-to-be premiership side, which will see shareholders assests grow to record levels.
Beating off interest from Real Madrid, Barcelona, Manchester City, Telford United and Sainsburys plc, QPR are said to be 'more than happy' with the deal. A spokesman for QPR said today 'We are more than happy with the deal' (there, what did we tell you?).
In a deal which will see England superstar Rooney, 29, play first team football every week, the striker has also agreed terms which will enable him to visit as many trollops as he can in a month and earn so much money that even my girlfriend couldn't spend it in a week.
QPR boss Neil Warnock said in a statement 'We are delighted to welcome Wayne to our club, I'm sure he will fit in nicely. He has already met the other lads and despite a nasty incident where someone's jaw got broken in sixteen places, Wayne will be a valuable asset to our club. I would like to extend my thanks to everyone at Algra International Holdings Plc for their support.'
Alex Ferguson is said to be inconsolable after this latest knock. 'Aye cannae believe it son' he cried. 'Wayne was our best player, och aye Jimmy'
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