Algra’s recent moon tests have made a fantastic improvement to Team GB’s hopes in the next Olympics.“100m in under 5 seconds was achieved in a head wind on the moon”, Algra’s Sport Scientist Lucas Aide announced yesterday. “The next phase is to work out how we can create moon atmospheric conditions in London. We will look to try to create a momentary black hole to suck the runners to the finish line really quickly. We have successfully trialled this with athletes in the Cern Ring, Geneva, but the only surviving athlete suffered a brain injury so he is unable to remember why his arms and legs were melted off. High Alloy protective Armour didn’t work as it seemed to create an electromagnetic implosion, leaving only a minute residue of athlete on the inside of the armour.” Algra continues to receive applications from athletes meaning that there is still a good pool of talent ready for testing, but there were other reasons given for the reduced athlete intake so far this month “We have had to scale down the tests as we are running out of space on the memorial.”
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