Mark Webber put down his can of Fosters and picked up his Red Bull today to steam to a superb victory today in the German F1 Grand Prix at the Nurburgring. He was so fast that his shrimp was still on the barbie when the race finished. Webber, who's ancestors no doubt went to Australia some 200 years ago with a ball and chain attached, was ecstatic. "Bloody fantastic mate, G'Day, wanna go walkabout and drink some tinnies with me pals and beat up some Abers" said the true professional . "And then I'll probably have to watch Neighbours with me Sheila".
This was Mark Webber's first F1 race victory, marking the end of a 12 year drought in the sport.
Bernie Ecclestine was also well pleased "that boy did great, it's a shame there'll be no British Grand Prix next year, and I can't wait to marry my 17 year old fiance"
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